Nick Connolly (xlotussundialx) wrote,
Nick Connolly

bored post

Stolen from january_embers

*Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
*Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
*Post them here for everyone to guess.
*Strike them out when someone guesses correctly. Also put who has guessed it and the movie.

1. "Today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."

2. "Well my name is with a K, so I was thinking my band's name could be with a C. That way it's kind of that psychedelic, you know, trip thing"

3. "I got the pool, she got the Pool man."

4. "Fantasies have to be unrealistic. Because the minute, the second, that you get what you want, you don't, you can't...want it anymore."

5. "Some guy came into the store refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership."

6. "Have some more sloppy joes! I made 'em extra sloppy for yous! I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy!"

7. "And how did you feel, being denied these 'Hungry, Hungry Hippos?'"

8. "I like to look for things no one else catches. I hate the way drivers never look at the road in old movies."

9. "It must've been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie."

10. "Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, 'I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on my head.' And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I'd start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet."

11. "Oh I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Manilow from a phone booth at 2:00 am."

12. "Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer."

13. "I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater."

14. "Because we are the people you do not see. We are the ones who drive your cabs. We clean your rooms. And suck your cocks."

15. "I remember when this was all farmland as far the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees."

16. "There's an underground road...and it goes from Texas to know what? They smuggle U.F.O's through there...bad thing."

17. "This isn't a game! In the real world, when you kill people they die - for real! And in the real world you're fucked!"

18. "You don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard-ass. And if a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking them in the head."

19. "I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I can walk backwards fast as you can."

20. "Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!"
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